Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Very Old Bones



Tuesday December 15 2009

The next time you clamber aboard that big horse of yours for a ride, consider what he might have looked like 40 million years ago, give or take a million. A lot smaller, for one: his ears may have reached up to your waist; and he probably would have had three distinct toes on each foot.

If you pass through the John Day Fossil Beds National Monument in central Oregon, you can see the resting place of fossilized remains of 2200 species of plants and animals from up to 54 million years ago, and visual evidence of climatic changes and the building and eroding of landscapes throughout the millennia.


What was once a jungle, then a deciduous hardwood forest buried by layers of ash throughout millions of years, is now a semi-arid climate with a grassland/sagebrush vegetation, covering layers of basalt, volcanic tuffs and claystones. Water and wind slowly erode the layers to reveal clues about the past.


One of those species from the past is the horse; 14 genera have been found in the John Day Fossil Beds. Two of those are the Haplohippus (40 million years ago), and the Miohippus - "Middle Horse" - (29 million years ago).

In the visitor's center, you can see an actual jawbone from the 3-toed Miohippus, and a jawbone from the Haplohippus - one of only two in the world (the other was found in Texas). In the Miohippus, the middle toe was the primary one; the 2 other toes hit the ground only when running fast or jumping. In modern Equus, the 2 extra 'side toes' have become the splint bones.

A short hike at Blue Basin in the Sheep Rock unit takes you through what used to be a hardwood forest, but is now a canyon of eroded blue-green claystone made from ash from volcanic activity throughout the millennia.

You will see a turtle shell, and a saber-toothed cat's bones, from 24-30 million years ago where they emerged as the volcanic sediments slowly wore away. They are covered in plexiglass cases, left as they were found.

If you time it right - after a time of weathering from wind and rain - you might get lucky and see some more ancestral horse bones emerge (or more likely you'll some paleontologists working). I didn't see any bones, but I did find owl pellets under a tree, and a family of western kingbird siblings huddling together in the tree next to the owl tree.


Their bones will eventually join the others - and in another 40 million years, give or take a million, some other beings might be digging us all out and trying to piece together our past.

Wonder what size their horses will be then?

Monday, December 14, 2009

The Dirt



Monday December 14 2009

Are you one of those who thinks your horse has to be clean? Do you
obsessively brush him to get all the dirt and dust out of his hair? Do you frequently give your horse baths, thinking it's good for him to have a clean shiny coat?

What's the first thing he wants to do after you bathe him? Go straight to the dirt and roll.


I'm not big on brushing horses - never was. Maybe that's because almost all of the Thoroughbred racehorses I groomed on the track did not like it, no matter how soft the brush. (Thin skin?) I was not known for sending a clean horse to the racetrack in the mornings. My trainers were not always pleased with me. The horses didn't enjoy the brushing, so I didn't do it. Why aggravate them?

Stormy will still try to bite me if I take a brush to him. I bathe him once in a while, really just to turn him loose immediately and watch him have a good roll. There's just something humorously satisfying about that.


Here's the real dirt a horseman once told me. The dirt and oils on their coats help protect them from insect bites. When we bathe them, we wash that natural protection off that Nature gave them.

Of course, it doesn't keep all the bugs away, and if we do coat them in insect spray, it's nice to wash that toxic stuff off sometimes, because that's certainly not natural either.


Maybe that's true, and maybe it's not, but I know the horses prefer being dirty to smelling like a human hair salon. It makes us feel good, seeing a shiny coat and smelling a Paul Mitchell Tea Tree Lemon Sage mane and tail, but maybe the horses have a different opinion about that.

Dirt - it does a body good.



















Saturday, December 12, 2009

Snow Horse



Saturday December 12 2009

After being -10* the last 3 nights, 30* and snow felt downright balmy.

Good thing, because no matter what, rain, sleet, snow, hail, or the W-word, Kazam must go out.

And I don't dread it anymore, because he really is getting better - a little bit every ride.

Today we had a nice meander in the quiet desert snowfall.

There was a day I didn't think he'd ever be a decent ride. He's getting there.

I am pretty sure his brother Jose has been mentoring him.

Friday, December 11, 2009

The Sneak Attack



Friday December 11 2009

The Sneak Attack worked on Kazam. Will it work on Mac?

Jose lures his victim: Good Roll - Good Shake - Big Sigh.






Mac takes the bait.


Jose bides his time.


Jose attacks!






Jose makes his escape!




Mac goes after Jose!






Jose apologizes.


Mac tries to roll again.

Jose attacks again!




Jose makes his escape again!






Mac goes after Jose again!


Jose promises not to do anything this time.
Mac tries to roll again.


Jose thinks about it...


and lets Mac roll in peace this time.


That's because Jose spots his next victim...

Thursday, December 10, 2009

You WILL Play



Thursday December 10 2009

You can't say no when the Owyhee Social Director, Jose Viola, says it's time to play. You might possibly be excused if you are slow, or fat, or lame, (or all three as in the case of, say, Stormy), but you will play when you are recruited. You just won't be able to help yourself.

This is how it might work:
Jose is on a mission.


Huckleberry is enlisted.




It's the Rear-Spin-Bite-Sprint-Fake Kick trick!










Or like this:
Here Jose starts with a roll and a good shake off.


He entices Kazam into a roll,


but then performs a daring sneak attack on him,


bites him on the butt,


and runs away!






Wicked!

Kazam is returning for revenge.


Jose offers him a peace bribe.


Works every time.


It's all good infectious fun, and no matter what kind of scrooge you might be, Jose will eventually wear you down.